mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*
Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”
Primary test results:
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
getting a mutual with someone u really like is like leveling up in super mario
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
Work sucks :(