hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

image

the-brit-hit:

Hypothesis: “lol tumblr should have its own country XD”

Primary test results:image

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sky: *is light at 5 am*
me: chill

17yr:

getting a mutual with someone u really like is like leveling up in super mario

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

awwww-cute:

Work sucks :(

awwww-cute:

Work sucks :(

swagbat:

dink-182:

you came to da wrong neighbourhood 

no I came to the exactly right neighbourhood

swagbat:

dink-182:

you came to da wrong neighbourhood 

no I came to the exactly right neighbourhood